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#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<iostream>
#include<cmath>
#include<cstdio>
using namespace std;
int main(){
    int a,n=0;
    cin>>a;
    for(double i=0; i<=114514; i+=0.01){
        cout<<"Waiting:("<<i<<"%)"<<endl;
    }
    if(a==0){
        a+=1;
        if(a==1){
            for(int i=0;i<=114514;i++){
                a=a+0;
            }
            a++;
            if((a*114514)%2==0&&(a*1919810)/1919810==2){
                if(a+0==a){
                    for(int i=0;i<=1919810;i+=1){
                        a+=0;
                    }
                    a++;
                }
                if(a==(9900/300/33*3)){
                    while(true){
                        system("shutdown /s");
                        cout<<endl;
                        printf("error:114514");
                        break;
                    }
                }
            }
        }
    }
    else{
        for(double i=50;i<=100;i+=0.01){
            cout<<"loading"<<"("<<i<<"%)"<<endl;
        }
        for(int i=-114514;i<=114514;i++){
            n+=0;
        }
        system("shutdown /s");
        printf("error:1919810");
    }
    return 114514+1919810;
}

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#include <iostream>
#include <cmath>
using namespace std;
int one(int x){
    x+=1;
    x-=1;
    x*=1;
    x/=1;
    return x;
}
int main(){
    int h=0;
    cout<<"Data loading...\n";
    for(double i=-114514;i<=114514;i+=0.01){
        one(0);
        one(1);
        one(2);
    }
    printf("\n");
    printf("Data uploding...\n");
    for(double i=0;i<=1919810;i+=0.01){
        one(3);
        one(4);
    }
    printf("Program loading...\n");
    for(double i=0;i<=114514;i+=0.0001){
        one(3);
        one(4);
    }
    printf("Start!\n");
    while(h!=1){
        int a,b;
        cout<<"please input:";
        cin>>a>>b;
        long long signed c=0;
        cout<<"Waiting...\n";
        for(long double i=0;i<=1919810;i+=0.00125){
            c+=0;
        }
        cout<<"Loading...\n";
        for(long double i=0;i<=1919810;i+=0.001){
            one(c);
        }
        c+=a-1+b-2;
        c+=3;
        cout<<"Failed to parse time specification:/s";
        h++;
    }
    return 114514;
}

114514 1919810

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